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The Safety Nazis seize on report findings!

Sorry about the tabloid inspired heading but a recent news item got the goat of everyone here at Winepunters HQ. It seems everyday we hear about something else that increases your risk of cancer.  This time the blah blah merchants went 'all serious' and proclaimed that 'even low level' drinking in women increases their risk of breast cancer (ABC News Wed 25/02/2009).

These types of stories follow a predictable line and usually favour the 'drama' over the 'facts'.  True to form the news item began with the delivery of the scaremonger headline 'even one drink a day puts you at risk', swiftly followed by an incomplete reporting of the study findings and then finish with the sound bite from the safety nazi/ fun police spokesman.

Frankly these stories give us the .... (well anyway we get cross - Ed)

Firstly lets do what the media is supposed to do and put some facts on the table.  A recent study from Oxford University argued that there was a link between drinking alcohol (all types of alcohol) and cancer in women.  The study found that alcohol appeared to play a part in 13% of cancers of the breast, liver, rectum and areo-digestive tract combined.  Additionally an increase of one drink per day appeared to result in an extra 11 breast cancers per 1000 women (1.1%).  Women most at risk were those who indulged in excessive alcohol consumption. 

We have many problems with this type of disease mongering but before we get to them don't think we are cavalier about cancer.  We're not, we take breast and any other cancers very seriously.  So seriously in fact we have raised thousands of dollars for the Tasmanian Cancer Council so far and will continue to do so in the future.  We have done this because we have lost friends and a family member to cancer. Interestingly that family member was a non-drinker.  

What sends our blood pressure sky high is the sensational reporting and the support such reporting gives to those people who want to 'improve' our lives without our consent.  Use of phrases like "an alarming increase in the level of risk" and "there is no such thing as a safe level of alcohol" are not designed to inform, they are designed to scare.  

To start with, an increase in risk does not mean an increase in certainty.  Risk is the chance that something will happen not that the event will happen.  This almost pathological fear of risk has come from the 'safety at all costs' brigade whose ideas have infested this fine country which was once the home of the ANZAC spirit.  We think this pursuit of excessive safety has caused more problems that it has solved.  As an example the sun smart message has been taken so far that many children and the elderly suffer from a lack of vitamin D because they get too little sunlight.  So too much safety has resulted in health problems for Nana and the kids - well done you safety nazis!

The whole thing is also a bit pointless.  Being scared of risk means being scared of life.  Sorry to burst your bubble folks but there is no safe level of living.  Think about all the most intense, fun and satisfying events in your life.  All of them involved risk.  You didn't end up with the love of your life without facing the risk of rejection.  You didn't succeed at your career, favourite sport or education without the risk of failure. Trying things that involve the risk of spectacular failure is the reason we get out of bed every morning. 

We also hate the fact that the 'social improvers' and those suffering from activism use the issue of safety to push their 'since I am soooo much more intelligent/ evolved than you I will tell you what to think/ do/ say" agendas.  Is it just us or do these types of people always seem so damn obnoxious, patronising and miserable.  Does being safe mean you actually live longer or does it just feel that way? 

All right, we know that you know everything we have said so far is just a smokescreen.  The reason we are so upset is that this type of reporting might actually make women drink less alcohol.  Frankly all the men here at Winepunters HQ owe what little 'social' success they have had to the over indulgence of alcohol by women.  So ladies think before you drastically cut back on your wine.  Sure there is a risk from alcohol but don't be selfish about this, think about all the joy you have given others when you drank - even if you didn't mean to and regret it the next day.  Think how those people will suffer if you stay sober.  

Anyway, to paraphrase Budda 'life is pain' and since life is pain you might as well have some fun along the way.

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Activism - actions perpetrated by the worst example of humankind the Activist

 

Is there anything more annoying than an activist? Some people wear the tag as a badge of honour but what the term tells most people is that you are an arrogant, narrow minded, ego driven bigot. This is true no matter how worthwhile the cause. A typical conversation with an Activist goes something like ...."yes yes I know whales are beautiful... oh yes the Japanese shouldn't hunt them... I agree saving them is important ... no I promise I won't buy sushi ... yes I will sign the petition ... yes please give me 8 copies of your whale music cd I'm sure they will make fabulous presents ...yes I promise to call my first born Orca - ANYTHING! JUST GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!".

 

Activists by and large have no sense of humour, no sense of perspective and nothing to say outside the confines of their pet issue. Their cynical, negative and narrow world view very quickly becomes painful and annoying to everyone except other activists who happen to agree with them. If one of your friends becomes an activist immediately isolate them - trust me, activism has a nasty way of spreading to other formally normal people. Tough love is the only answer to this insidious and ultimately debilitating disease. Do not encourage or support them in their activism in any way. Continually point out that there is more to the world than their pet issue. Extol the virtues of common sense, objectivity and a sense of perspective. If all else fails consider mechanical restraints until the madness passes.

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